Screencaps 51

Your Emergency Dose of Screencaps

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Dispatch, this is HT 51, we’ve got a phony patient and a very annoyed paramedic here. Please send a box of kittens before I do something I regret.


Box of kittens as requested, HT51.

XD perfect! What shall I draw for you, good sir?

A captain, his engineer, and a box of kittens?  ;D

I apologise for the absence of the engineer, but a thing happened that I must share with you…

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Dispatch, this is HT 51, we’ve got a phony patient and a very annoyed paramedic here. Please send a box of kittens before I do something I regret.

Box of kittens as requested, HT51.

XD perfect! What shall I draw for you, good sir?

A captain, his engineer, and a box of kittens?  ;D

I apologise for the absence of the engineer, but a thing happened that I must share with you…

Filed under aww how cute aka I freakin suck at drawing cats WHY oh well It's cute in a cartoony kinda way which is what I was going for so it all works out

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Ok carry on.

Filed under Emergency! This has been a post I just figured some poeople might enjoy Marco being a smexy mexican on their dashboards God I love my stupid doodles this one especially... I drew it back in...freshman year of college? I think? or sophomore I cant remember EITHER WAY it was two years ago... when I remembered to sign and date my drawings i think I posted this a long time ago too but none of you new people have seen it...so here you go! XD

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Dispatch, this is HT 51, we’ve got a phony patient and a very annoyed paramedic here. Please send a box of kittens before I do something I regret.

Dispatch, this is HT 51, we’ve got a phony patient and a very annoyed paramedic here. Please send a box of kittens before I do something I regret.

Filed under Emergency! Me when we get a patient who doesnt give two fucks about us and wants to be treated like a princess the whole way there even though theyre degrading and belittling us every fifth word no thank you I'm too nice for my own good though because even though she' chewing my head off for 'taking her blood pressure wrong' even though she says she's usually healthy as a horse and works real estate.... I just nod and smile and nod again and say I'm sorry Ma'am how would youhave me take your blood pressure and in my mind I'm going 'YEAH HOW YOUR FUCKING HIGHNESS' sorry bitchy patient rant from days of yore please continue this face just made me think of how I looked in the mirror when I got back to the station Johnny Gage Randolph Mantooth also: the first person to reblog this with the gif of a box of kittens being poured on a patient wins a free drawing

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Johnny: Uh oh, look at Chet wrinkling his nose at our salad… *Tsk tsk*
Roy: Now, Chet, you know you need to eat your leafy greens to stay healthy and grow up to be a big and strong engineer one day.
Johnny: Like that’s ever gonna happen.

Filed under Emergency! aw Johnny have some confidence in the poor fellow... He'll make it there eventually... after you and Roy both retire LOL JK but seriously I feel for the station who has to get Chet Kelly as an engineer when he does make it can you IMAGINE the PHANTOM being in charge of a 500-gallon tank?? that's right just let that little tidbit sink in... Johnny Gage Roy DeSoto Randolph Mantooth Kevin Tighe Chet Kelly

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Johnny: Grr..None of this shit is coming off…
Roy: …That’s because you’re trying to clean the oven with air freshener.
Johnny: Air freshener?! Are you kidding me? The cans look exactly the same! ….But…I was wondering why it smelt like pine….
Roy: Johnny…Some days, I can’t understand how you survived this long.

Filed under Emergency! Roy can't with a lot of things tonight.... maybe because I cant with a lot of things tonight but that's how it goes you know? school gets stressful and life gets crazy..... and Johnny mixes up the air freshener and oven cleaner it's just how the world works Johnny Gage Roy DeSoto Randolph Mantooth Kevin Tighe

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magnoliamouseears asked: He just posted another screencap....I'm getting very suspicious here, Randy and those that post for his page don't seem like the screencapping type I DON'T TRUST IT

Well, apparently, he posted a disclaimer on his FB that says he was, in fact, the one posting the screencaps and insinuated that his FB admin would actually hack up anybody that would dare hack his FB so I will NEVER be doing that EVER even if I COULD, indeed not…
I just hope that during this whole ordeal I have remained anonymous to him and that he still does not know that I exist. D:

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Roy: You know, Brice, most people don’t talk about regulations at the dinner table….
Brice: Yes, but, why ar—
Roy: 'Why'?! 'Why' what? Why do I bother trying to communicate with you?! That is a damn good question.

Filed under Emergency! aka the Roy is 1:10000% done with Craig Brice show Didja get it? (That's an epinephrine joke...) yeah whatever nobody cares Randy has stolen all your thunder George might as well face it LOL JK I really appreciate my followers putting up with me though even though I cant be their hero by hacking another one of their hero's accounts and get my arse hacked off by Randy's FB admin (yes I read that because somebody suggested that I should) holy mother of god Randy dont scare me like that you make it sound like you HAVE seen my blog and are plotting my murder LOL JK (I hope) Roy DeSoto Kevin Tighe Craig Brice

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Johnny: Roy! Is that the same nurse that was on shift while I was recovering from surgery that one time?
Roy: Yeah….why?
Johnny: …She looked a lot better when I was flying high on morphine, ok?

Johnny: Roy! Is that the same nurse that was on shift while I was recovering from surgery that one time?
Roy: Yeah….why?
Johnny: …She looked a lot better when I was flying high on morphine, ok?

Filed under Emergency! I WAS GOING TO POST THIS AND THEN PEOPLE WERE LIKE LOL GEORGE HACKED RANDY'S ACCOUNT ARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT Randy you are freaking me out with your coincidental crap ...I actually like his caption better too what the hell Johnny Gage Roy DeSoto Randolph Mantooth Kevin Tighe at least you can tell this is one of mine because of that stupid red mark that I forgot to crop out of this one... and it's kinda crappy-quality...